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(via ladychlo)
people who leave their phones set to military time are fuckin war criminals how do you look at 16:05 and go wow i can understand that . fucking bootlickers whats next? you gonna go join the army??recruit me?
americans be like ok i cant count past 12 actually
(via teamrocketing)
why do russians end their sentences with) while texting. ??
Yeah I was wondering the same thing! Can anyone explain?
ooh i’m glad to explain this!
see this smiling face :) ? well! in Russia we somehow ended up not using the eye part. so if someone texts you with lots of “))“s in the end of their message, they are just trying to be friendly and smile!
same with (, if a russian person ends their message like that((, it means they are sad. hope that helped!)
(via narwhalsarefalling)
what is it about being on a plane that makes people go buckwild for ginger ale literally everyone be ordering it
ginger ale is supposed 2 help settle ur stomach if ur nauseous so ppl get it on planes if they get planesick
ginger grow in the ground so it keeps you connected to god’s earth while you’re thousands of feet up in the Heathen Tube
it slaps move on next question
Hey Griffin how about a yahoo
(via sarahhaley101)
